OK I'm startin' to lose it!

This damn thesis is about to suck the soul right out of my body! I mean really. I keep writing and writing and the fucker just keeps snowballing. Jesus I'm losing all control. I stopped counting pages like a month ago and I was at 130! I've got to be over my limit--which was set by the academic establishment at 130--by 50 fucking pages. That's right sports fans, I'm sticking it to the academic man. But when I turn this bitch in "the man" is gonna hand me my ass in a handbag. Damn I've gotta go buy some more paper...